December 2011
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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lemunplej: have you ever loved your girlfriend so much you just felt the need to take pictures together in your matching Jordans and snapbacks
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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friend: *sees picture of favourite celebrity* oh, they're quite good-looking!
me: do you think so
me: do yoU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE
me: DO YOU KNOW WHEN THEIR BIRTHDAY IS
me: DO YOU KNOW THEIR MOTHER'S MAIDEN NAME
me: HAVE YOU EVER CRIED BECAUSE OF THEIR PERFECTION AND SCREAMED AT PICTURES OF THEM BECAUSE THEY'RE SO STUPIDLY BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WONDERFUL AND THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT YOU DON'T CARE REALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST PLEASED THEY'RE IN THE WORLD
friend: what
me: nothing i have a cough, yes they are good-looking aren't they
Dec 29th
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my children
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
cutepuke: where is my punk rock boyfriend
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
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me: i deserve to be happy
life: lol fuck that shit
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
1 tag
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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3 tags
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
1 tag
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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do you think "girl i can get you views on...
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
Dec 22nd
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stormcloud: ice breakers: “how big is your dick” “how much money do you make” “do you like me” “am i cute” “would you be uncomfortable if i cried”
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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i’m not good at the internet anymore 
Dec 21st
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butthurtbandboys: we are the kids your parents warned you about says a group of teenagers who never leave the house and cry over bands
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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me: hey what's up
vegetarian: i'm a vegetarian
Dec 21st
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“It’s very weird that we’re on a fucking rock flying through the universe, and it...”
– Joe Rogan (via babanees)
Dec 21st
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me in 2005: Wow, I'm seriously superior to everyone else who uses the internet because I am a smart human being who can type properly. I will make fun of you for using bad grammar and punctuation because I am better than you.
me now: ur fukin dum if u type regular wtffffff?????? ur not funny omg!!!!! i bet u wear uggs!!!!!!!
Dec 21st
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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everyherphasitsderp: geekisin: So I was going Christmas shopping on Melrose, when I am walking out of an Urban Outfitters, to find my holiday sweater for  a holiday sweater party, when what do I see but the most ginormously tall woman in what looks like a terrible homemade superhero/jazzercise/people of Walmart costume. A few seconds later someone says action, Andy Milonakis is getting up in...
Dec 15th
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